James Henry
Well-known member
Ah yes, stablecoins—the only thing in crypto that’s supposed to not moon or dump, but still somehow ends up in scandals. 
USDC (USD Coin) – The teacher’s pet of stablecoins. Audited, transparent, and boring. Perfect if you love rules and not losing sleep.
USDT (Tether) – The OG stablecoin with the mystery backing™. Is it real dollars, magic beans, or Monopoly money? We may never know, but it still dominates the market.
DAI – The decentralized king. Smart contracts run it, so no shady CEOs can vanish with the funds. Unless, of course, Ethereum decides to take a week-long nap.
TUSD (TrueUSD) – The "Hey, we promise we’re audited" stablecoin. Does anyone actually use this? Or is it just a side character in the stablecoin drama?
PAX (Paxos Standard) – The good kid that follows all the rules and is loved by regulators. Too bad nobody talks about it.
Algorithmic Stablecoins – Because we all saw how well that worked with Terra/LUNA. 


Stablecoins with No Audits – Might as well use play money.
Random New “Stable” Coins – If you hear “1000% APY on staking,” run.
At the end of the day, stablecoins are the closest thing to playing it safe in crypto. Just don’t pick the wrong one, or you’ll wake up to news of a depeg and a lot of regret.


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Bonus: What to Watch Out For






Final Verdict: Pick Your Poison
At the end of the day, stablecoins are the closest thing to playing it safe in crypto. Just don’t pick the wrong one, or you’ll wake up to news of a depeg and a lot of regret.

