James Henry
Well-known member
Ah yes, the unstoppable Bitcoin and Ethereum—where updates roll out slower than your grandma downloading a software update. 
Taproot? Great, now your transactions are slightly more private while still costing a small fortune in fees. But hey, at least institutions love it—because nothing screams "decentralized revolution" like Wall Street ETFs controlling the supply.
Ethereum 2.0 is here! …And gas fees are still worse than paying rent in NYC. But don’t worry, layer 2s like Optimism and Arbitrum are here to fix it! Except, wait—now you’re just paying fees TWICE.
Meanwhile, Solana is over here sending transactions for pennies while ETH is still stuck debating whether it’s "ultrasound money."
But hey, whether you're stacking BTC, staking ETH, or just watching your bags bleed out slowly, we’re all in this together.


Bitcoin
Taproot? Great, now your transactions are slightly more private while still costing a small fortune in fees. But hey, at least institutions love it—because nothing screams "decentralized revolution" like Wall Street ETFs controlling the supply.

Ethereum
Ethereum 2.0 is here! …And gas fees are still worse than paying rent in NYC. But don’t worry, layer 2s like Optimism and Arbitrum are here to fix it! Except, wait—now you’re just paying fees TWICE.

Meanwhile, Solana is over here sending transactions for pennies while ETH is still stuck debating whether it’s "ultrasound money."

But hey, whether you're stacking BTC, staking ETH, or just watching your bags bleed out slowly, we’re all in this together.

