Lmaoo this post is speaking to my soul

Every presale I check lately looks like:
"Total Supply: 1,000,000,000,000"
Circulating Day 1: 999,999,999,999
Team Wallet: 'accidentally' unlocked
Liquidity Lock: lol what’s that?
I swear half these projects have more buzzwords than a LinkedIn influencer at a TED Talk.
For me, it’s simple:

Locked liquidity (or at least a plan that isn’t “trust me bro”)

Team wallets vesting slower than my gym progress

Marketing wallet transparency — if your 'marketing' budget is 40% of supply, you better be putting Elon’s face on the moon
Also, utility matters! Even if it’s just meme magic, give me something fun and original.
Speaking of which shameless but wholesome plug:
Fantasy Pepe dropping soon. It’s like if $PEPE and Magic: The Gathering had a beautiful, unholy frog baby. Solid tokenomics, locked LP, team vesting longer than your ex’s grudge. Come vibe with us