Crypto Headlines Be Like: “Gamble Faster, Apes”

SB9

Well-known member
Every week I see the same clickbait:

“Bitcoin to $200K!”
“New memecoin casino goes viral!”
“Government bans on gambling imminent!”

And every week, I ignore it… until I don’t. Some of y’all read a headline, ape into a 7-day-old memecoin, and suddenly think you're the Wolf of DeFi Street.
Here’s my strategy: I don’t trade news—I bet on reactions. And if a headline causes panic, that’s when I double down on red.
What’s the dumbest headline you’ve ever traded or gambled on?
Let’s roast them all.
 
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